If you are a mother, you have to be creative at all times. At all times. If you're not, you're kid is going to outsmart you. Always.
Me: Time to eat Dash.
Dash: (pointing at the squash and beans on his plates) I don't want that orange and green thing mommy.
Me: But that's what Peter Parker eats to make him fly.
Dash: I want some more orange and green things mommy.
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Me: Sleep now Dash.
Dash: Nope. I not sleepy Moms.
Me: You have to sleep Dash.
Dash: Don't wike sleep Moms.
Me: Common Dash, Ironman sleeps to become really strong.
Dash: I going to sleep now Moms.
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Me: Dash. Please. Stop. Jumping.
Dash: jump jump jump
Me: Stop. It. Dash
Dash: Wook Mommy, like spiderman!
Me: Stop.
Dash: I like spiderman Moms! Jumping high!
Me: Just like Super Girl!
Dash: I not jumping anmore.
4 comments:
Hahaha! Those were good ones!
Funny!
These made me laugh! Soooooo true!!! I know I would say those lines too with my son in the very near future...
Hope you enjoy your weekend.
Debbie :)
LOL! You are too clever :)
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