On Life

(A few minutes before giving hubby his cake)

Dash: Mommy? Come here! (calling me to one corner)

Me: Yes?

Dash: Come here! (whispering excitedly)

Me: What is it Dash?

Dash: I want talk to you mommy.

Me: About?

Dash: It's Daddy's birthday for Father's Day Mommy!

Me: Hahahaha! It's just Father's Day Dash

Dash: And Birthday of Daddy! We give the cake already mommy?

Me: Yes Dash, we're giving Daddy the cake now.

Dash: Deee-vine? (househelp's name) Get the life!

Me: Life?

Dash: To cut the cake mommy. The life!