(A few minutes before giving hubby his cake)
Dash: Mommy? Come here! (calling me to one corner)
Dash: Come here! (whispering excitedly)
Me: What is it Dash?
Dash: I want talk to you mommy.
Dash: It's Daddy's birthday for Father's Day Mommy!
Me: Hahahaha! It's just Father's Day Dash
Dash: And Birthday of Daddy! We give the cake already mommy?
Me: Yes Dash, we're giving Daddy the cake now.
Dash: Deee-vine? (househelp's name) Get the life!
Dash: To cut the cake mommy. The life!