You know you're getting your moneys worth when your 3 year old comes home from school...
Dash: Mom, wook! (Holding up his drawing of the 7 continents)
Me: Wow! That's a nice drawing!
Dash: In Afca, it's hot.
Me: Oh really?
Dash:Yes! And in Antarca, it's cold! Peacher said.
Me: Oh so that's what teacher taught you today huh? What else did you do in school?
Me: What? Did all of you sleep? All of your other classmates also slept?
Dash: No, just me.
Me: What?! Why?
Dash: Yes just me. (flashing the hugest smile in the world).