On the way to the grocery, in the car with my 6 year old son.
Josh: So, what did you want to become when you were young?
Me: Uh...A lawyer.
Josh: A lawyer!????!!!! (shock of his life tone)
Me: Yeah, like my Grandpa Sinai.
Josh: He was a lawyer?
Me: Uh huh. What about you, what do you wanna become?
Josh: A skyjumper!
Me: I mean to earn money (silly guy! Are you kidding me tone)
Josh: Ah, ok. A teacher! A teacher of little kids.
--- silence--- (which lasted for zero seconds)
Josh: Dead stinky worms make me feel sick.
Me: Uh, where did you see or smell dead stinky worms?
Josh: At home, while I was swinging in the garden.
And then he laughs.
Ahh I need more of these conversations. They keep me sane.